Wednesday, December 26, 2007

School kills imaginations of children, therefore dooming the world

Have heart.

Somebody is coming to be your hero soon.

Don't fail in your substandard ways.

Fail in big ways that effect a whole number of people.

At least you'll have some form of sympathy then.

The world is changing.

Stay away from it.

Withold as long as you can, keep from conforming.

Assimilationist junk sucks.



Listening to: Williamsburg by Armor For Sleep
Doing: Waiting for something amazing to happen
Wanting: To be awesomely awesome.


Hey, don't hate. You should all love everybody, I really don't know how to explain it though.

I don't hate anyone. Because "Hate is a strong word" but I can say that I really, really don't like you.

And no, I'm not a hippie. Like hey man, let's all go get world peace.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Goodbye Columbus, Hello New York

I took this title from a great friend of mine, because her lyrics were so great.
w00t! on all of my friends getting a guitar in some form for christmas.

CLAM BAKE CLANDESTINE SHIRT #93 OUT OF 250 officially belongs to me. SCHWEET.

I also have quite a bit of money to my name now...want to go to Hot Topic soon or something like that....


My old iPod has finally been retired, after going everywhere with me for 2 1/2 years, going through the wash twice and being lost in more places that I can account for, and has a replacer. It is a beatuiful green 8gb, and has 3 music. vids on it along with my WHOLE iTUNES LIBRARY.

Whoo, I get so worked up at the simpliest of things. llmfasgoasnbashndgao

I think that's all, I'm going to start signing these as fun dip.

so...
Fun Dip

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Don't view the world in a way that makes you appriciate all the beautiful elements, and that makes you despise everything that isn't.

I gotted an iTunes giftcard last night for chrismtas, and it was gone in 5 minutes.

Is that a bad thing?

LMFAO, I got:
International Superhits by Green Day
Television Off, Party On EP by Forever The Sickest Kids (legally..lmfao)
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tounge by Fall Out Boy
Smile For Them
Williamsburg and
End Of The World by Armor For Sleep
Awwww Dip by Cobra Starship
Lillian
Baby Come On
Interlude
No, It Isn't and
Chapter 13 by +44

Buy International Superhits...21 songs for 8 dolla.

that is all, have a very merry christmas!!

masterwonderofdakotekiddisaster

Saturday, December 22, 2007

And, together, forever the sickest kids we will be.

WASSUP-o....

I hope you have a fun time this christmas, and to tell the truth, I hope I do to. We're all going to tell what we got for christmas here, so leave me a comment, OKAY?

I'm going to make a video blog of me sometime dancing/acting stupid to the Forever The Sickest Kids song, She's A Lady. Or maybe....nah, She's A Lady. Maybe I'll do some weird thing where Marilyn Manson starts playing in the middle, and I'll act stupid or something.

Got Arty some food, but he's still super skinny (speakin of the devil, I have to feed him today....) and Mr. Dude at the reptile store said that he might not be a corn snake. WELL THANKS FOR TELLING ME NOW. I hope he's not something my dad will make me get rid of, cause I really love him. We're super attached.


I'm in the midst of an artist's genius stage, and I'm coming out with like 4 different ideas for songs (okay...maybe only 3....) but they all sound cool, and like nothing else I (at least) have never heard before. I'm super-duper excited, and I really hope that I can find someone who will play the bass, because the douche is permanently, uh..douche-esque.

Picante is staying at our house now (another 3 legged cat.) and she's really sweet. She slept with me for like half the night last night, and she's really soft. I think we're going to name her ralfph if we get her, because that's what she sounds like.

OH, and guess what else I slept with last night? BONE DADDY COLOGNE. I sprayed it on my bed, and it was like dreaming before I even fell asleep (joking. It was kind of weird thinking about stuff though...cause that's what I do in bed, and every time I breathed in, I though "Wow. This is what Peetard smells like....huh...)

I also watched Release The Bats last night, and it was great fun. Although, it honestly did make me retch in a few places...it's kind of like Jackass: Petah Wentz Style.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

And then there was he, and he was the greatest, and most terrible thing that ever happened to me

Hello you all...or one, or none or whoever reads this. I don't know, I don't really care either.

Blogs are just for people who can't keep journals, and who have no social life. Whoops. Guilty as charged.

I hate handwriting. It drives me mad, because I suck, and I can't keep concentrated enought to write neatly. So I end up having writing that only I can read....or sometimes not even that.

Exciting things as of late:

Hot Topic: I got some new hair stuff. Purple this time around.

Christmas: I finally have presents for my two best friends, and they're pretty awesome presents too.....

Rock Band: I totally pwn. That is all.

Snow: I am prayin for a delay or closing or something fun tommorow that makes it so we can't have school normally or whatever....we got lots of snow and I can't wait to go sledding tommorow!!!! (HOPEFULLY...dance will be cancelled too....)

We also have to go get some pinkies or fuzzies (DEAD BABY MICE.) for Artemis Gabriel Lause-Wentz III because he is very hungry, and hasn't eaten since last Sunday....poor darling is going to be at least a day late this week.

May you all pwn in this lovely snowy holiday season.

LURVE from your friend, enemy, and fellow insominaic,

DAKOTEtheWONDERkidMASTERofDISASTER

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

In a few days, I will change the world (in a very few ways.)

Hai everybodiez.

Two new thoughts on mah favorite bands.

1. Fall Out Boy: TOOO Big. Will not do double shows on a tour again for (at least) 20 years.

2. Cobra Starship: Very nice. Very Great. Make you feel good about yourself. And Suarez is the best member of that band, hands down.

Exciting things coming up.

1. CANDACE'S 16th BIRTHDAY!: HECK yes.

2. CARSON's 5th BIRTHDAY!: Makes me kind of sad...But still happy :)

3. Cobra Starship Concert!: THANK YOU CANDACE AND HER DAD.

4. Panic! tour/CD coming out soon!!!: Very exciting, I've been waiting forever. At least I have (thanks to Candace) Middle Of Summer to listen to.


I have a feeling like my truck is going to sell soon, which will be good financally for us. Always exciting.

And if I get over a hundred dollars for christmas, I'm going to save up for an iPod touch. Those things are wicked cool, and I would totally pay for the internet. So AWESOME!!!

Still thinking about what I'm going to get my friends for christmas....but some ideas have formed in my mind.

Lurve from:
dakotethewonderkidmaster0fdisaster

Saturday, November 24, 2007

You guys make me swoon...

Whenever I think about how great everything is, it seems like it has to be not so great....but in the end it just all ends up being great again...

Did that make sense? Cuz, it makes sense to me.

I think I'm gonna take a break from FOB for a while. Mom and I were talking, and I agree. I still like them and what not, it's just, not so good things are coming out of it.

I'll start hanging out with Ember and Cobra. Then I'll be happy....

+44 just signed with interscope, to get ready to release their new album. I can't wait to hear new stuff from them!!

I have some study island to do, so I think I'll do it....don't want to get in trouble or anything!!!


I hope you all have a good yesterday.

Friday, November 23, 2007

That one song you can't get out of your head, replaced by a favorite person's face.

Alex Suarez is my favorite member of Cobra Starship. Totally. Even if he won't remember my name, he remembered my face.

So Nate is Candace's lover.
Alex is my lover.
And we share Gabe...(and Ew, not like that you silly.)

Ember is having a concert on the 30th, and that'll be better than Teh FOBz, or Teh Cobraz. LMFAOooooo...But seriously...go to it. It's at FCC, and if you don't know where that is contact me....

/pilotbandgeek

but hopefully y'all know that.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

If F stands for Failing, What does C stand for? SPOILER ALERT: SWG SETLISTS

I just found out the TAI setlist for SWG...and here it is:

same blood
attention*
slow down*
lax*
phrase*
lifetime*
black mamba*
bigmess*
bulls
down and out*
seed
classifieds
skeptics *
everything we had *
neighbors *
checkmarks
they do an encore it could either be 40 steps or unexpected places (i have seen them do one or the other it all depends on how they feel.
almost here*


The stars are the ones I know...I'll have almost all of them by the time it comes around, which makes me feel real good.

The Cobra setlist is as follows:

Guilty Pleasure*
The City Is At War*
Snakes On A Plane*
Church Of Hot Addiction*

Send My Love To The Dancefloor*


Very exciting...could care less about the FOB lineup, I know all the songs they play, including Mr. Brightside.

But then I feel stupid...cuz I know the hook for one of GCH's songs, 2 PWT's songs, and 1 1/2 CIWWAF songs, 0 Rocket Summer, Sherwood, and Armor For Sleep

Whoops. My bad.

LMFAO, I hope I get to meet Cobra, because I'm gonna get a shirt that says I'm Off To Pleasure Ryland (and if you don't get that, I pity you.)

So, that was my all musical post, and I hope you didn't find it too boring.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

And then he wentz, "I hate that guy!! He's gay!!" And then I wentz, "G.I.N.A.S.F.S."

OSU won...and I sort of understood it...but you know, no interceptions, and that's what I get the most so.....

Fed Artemis Gabriel Saporta-Lause today, and he really ate like no tommorow, we're gonna start feeding him rats with a little bit of fur next week. I'm so proud of him, it's like having a child in little red snake form.

I honestly think that we're some big board game. Whoever has my piece in this stupid game sucks at it, I can tell you that for sure. Whoever has Wentzface's piece is winning, and whoever has/had John Lennon's piece was winning, then lost sometime at the end of what we like to call the year 1980.

Maybe I'm just weird....

Enought with the weird stuff, I'm getting tired of being weird.

I need to study.

I need to practice the piano.

I need to find a free download of the Lewis Boogie.

I would love to meet Jerry Lee Lewis.

I am a different kind of kid. SOOOOOO.....

"My name is Jerry Lee Lewis and I'm from Lousiania, I'm gonna play you a little boogie here on this piana...."

WK mOF.

3daysdarling.

Friday, November 16, 2007

I am winging this at your head, so don't duck.

OSU vs U of M tommorow...not that I'll understand any of anything that's going on, but I'll sit there, guitar in hand, and try to watch it and play some songs at the same time.....at least until my dad makes notions to strangle me. Then I'll leave and go cook some carrots or something.

The world shines around me, it mezmerizes me.

It scares me too....

The lions roar, but they want me to come and chill with them.

I am too scared to make a decision. I am too afraid to try.

How about you?

4 days, it's killing me....

I'm Off To Pleasure Ryland.

M0F

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I love so many things more than I love you....take my toilet for example....

I swear, everyone had to hit my stupid arms today. I wanted to slap everyone and go home and curl up in bed.

But no, not yet, I still have to go to dance. (But that's alright, I'm fine with it)

Chemistry was just as confusing today, if not more. We kind of floated through it, and got it finished (hopefully).

I've been reading James Herriot's books lately (again). I'm really glad, he makes being a vet sound like fun (well, 70 years ago, and in England....0_o) Fun stories, and it keeps me enthralled, which, in and of itself, is a miracle.

I'm hungry, and I have to do the stupid papers and get ready for dance. So I'm going to make some nachos and leave you.

5 days.

Dakote the wonder kid, Master of Disaster

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Save me from the rocks, they're falling fast like your tears

Today was....just that. Today.

Shots hurt like....well really bad, and my arms ache right now.

Of course, that could be because you're not in them...nah, that sounded to stupid, nevermind.

OCK is being a douche, and I can't get on it. Someone help? Or not?

I realized, the way my head works is very weird. I am very much ADHD, and can barely sit here and tell you all this, but I can lay down and read a book, and can hardly put it down....waddafxup with that? I hate the way my head works.

And my stupid fine motor skills...maybe my shredding at the guitar will help with this problem that I have, but OH MAN, I suck at painting my fingernails (black of course).

6 more days, got my shirt made TROHS BEFORE BROS.

Show me you love me, show me you care
Show me I'm not alone, that I'm not an error
Show me I'm smart and all I wanted to be
Show me that it's alright, ok to be me.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Murder me quietly during the night, and I'll haunt your dreams forever

Complicated day at school today....did almost nothing in band except talk about Candace's bass. Very exciting.

History was dumb, channel 1 was the worst thing ever, I really hate it this year.

I couldn't stay conscious for the movie, I was in and out of it, and I don't hardly remember a thing.

I suck in that class.

And then in College Chem, we had to take notes by ourselves on a whole section. It was like reading greek, I swear.

I saw THE IT in the hallway twice today. Completely ignored him, and I hope he did the same. He needs some time off from people, and the world.

Somebody save me from my dog, he's coming to slobber on me.

1 week. I'm Off To Pleasure Ryland.

Monday, November 12, 2007

I hate the way you hold my hand through everything.

I went to the doctor today.

Not the crazy doctor (I think that's next month.)

But he put me on yet another medicine, and I have to go in for a test in a couple of weeks.

It seems like everything I do is tests. In school, out of school, in dance, in music, and whenever I have to talk to a real person.

It seems like judgement to me, and I hate it. But then again, I would.

8 more days.

Trohs before bros dude.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Fail miserably, because if you don't you'll be miserable

I'm really sorry I tried to help you.

And I'm really sorry I wasted one to many 11:11 wish on you.

I hope you change again.

I have a feeling you won't.

Things have been hard for you, but not harder than it was for, in example, me.

Why?

Changed.

Why do you all change? Why do I seem to be the only one staying steadily crazy? Am I really that stupid, because I really don't see it. I can't not be what I really am, and I can't change. Why does everyone decide to turn my world upside down?

I hope you know that I care for you.

I hope you know that I really want to help you.

I hope you know how much you mean to me.

I hope you know that I'll drop you like a rock if you keep shoving me down.