Wednesday, December 26, 2007

School kills imaginations of children, therefore dooming the world

Have heart.

Somebody is coming to be your hero soon.

Don't fail in your substandard ways.

Fail in big ways that effect a whole number of people.

At least you'll have some form of sympathy then.

The world is changing.

Stay away from it.

Withold as long as you can, keep from conforming.

Assimilationist junk sucks.



Listening to: Williamsburg by Armor For Sleep
Doing: Waiting for something amazing to happen
Wanting: To be awesomely awesome.


Hey, don't hate. You should all love everybody, I really don't know how to explain it though.

I don't hate anyone. Because "Hate is a strong word" but I can say that I really, really don't like you.

And no, I'm not a hippie. Like hey man, let's all go get world peace.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Goodbye Columbus, Hello New York

I took this title from a great friend of mine, because her lyrics were so great.
w00t! on all of my friends getting a guitar in some form for christmas.

CLAM BAKE CLANDESTINE SHIRT #93 OUT OF 250 officially belongs to me. SCHWEET.

I also have quite a bit of money to my name now...want to go to Hot Topic soon or something like that....


My old iPod has finally been retired, after going everywhere with me for 2 1/2 years, going through the wash twice and being lost in more places that I can account for, and has a replacer. It is a beatuiful green 8gb, and has 3 music. vids on it along with my WHOLE iTUNES LIBRARY.

Whoo, I get so worked up at the simpliest of things. llmfasgoasnbashndgao

I think that's all, I'm going to start signing these as fun dip.

so...
Fun Dip

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Don't view the world in a way that makes you appriciate all the beautiful elements, and that makes you despise everything that isn't.

I gotted an iTunes giftcard last night for chrismtas, and it was gone in 5 minutes.

Is that a bad thing?

LMFAO, I got:
International Superhits by Green Day
Television Off, Party On EP by Forever The Sickest Kids (legally..lmfao)
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tounge by Fall Out Boy
Smile For Them
Williamsburg and
End Of The World by Armor For Sleep
Awwww Dip by Cobra Starship
Lillian
Baby Come On
Interlude
No, It Isn't and
Chapter 13 by +44

Buy International Superhits...21 songs for 8 dolla.

that is all, have a very merry christmas!!

masterwonderofdakotekiddisaster

Saturday, December 22, 2007

And, together, forever the sickest kids we will be.

WASSUP-o....

I hope you have a fun time this christmas, and to tell the truth, I hope I do to. We're all going to tell what we got for christmas here, so leave me a comment, OKAY?

I'm going to make a video blog of me sometime dancing/acting stupid to the Forever The Sickest Kids song, She's A Lady. Or maybe....nah, She's A Lady. Maybe I'll do some weird thing where Marilyn Manson starts playing in the middle, and I'll act stupid or something.

Got Arty some food, but he's still super skinny (speakin of the devil, I have to feed him today....) and Mr. Dude at the reptile store said that he might not be a corn snake. WELL THANKS FOR TELLING ME NOW. I hope he's not something my dad will make me get rid of, cause I really love him. We're super attached.


I'm in the midst of an artist's genius stage, and I'm coming out with like 4 different ideas for songs (okay...maybe only 3....) but they all sound cool, and like nothing else I (at least) have never heard before. I'm super-duper excited, and I really hope that I can find someone who will play the bass, because the douche is permanently, uh..douche-esque.

Picante is staying at our house now (another 3 legged cat.) and she's really sweet. She slept with me for like half the night last night, and she's really soft. I think we're going to name her ralfph if we get her, because that's what she sounds like.

OH, and guess what else I slept with last night? BONE DADDY COLOGNE. I sprayed it on my bed, and it was like dreaming before I even fell asleep (joking. It was kind of weird thinking about stuff though...cause that's what I do in bed, and every time I breathed in, I though "Wow. This is what Peetard smells like....huh...)

I also watched Release The Bats last night, and it was great fun. Although, it honestly did make me retch in a few places...it's kind of like Jackass: Petah Wentz Style.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

And then there was he, and he was the greatest, and most terrible thing that ever happened to me

Hello you all...or one, or none or whoever reads this. I don't know, I don't really care either.

Blogs are just for people who can't keep journals, and who have no social life. Whoops. Guilty as charged.

I hate handwriting. It drives me mad, because I suck, and I can't keep concentrated enought to write neatly. So I end up having writing that only I can read....or sometimes not even that.

Exciting things as of late:

Hot Topic: I got some new hair stuff. Purple this time around.

Christmas: I finally have presents for my two best friends, and they're pretty awesome presents too.....

Rock Band: I totally pwn. That is all.

Snow: I am prayin for a delay or closing or something fun tommorow that makes it so we can't have school normally or whatever....we got lots of snow and I can't wait to go sledding tommorow!!!! (HOPEFULLY...dance will be cancelled too....)

We also have to go get some pinkies or fuzzies (DEAD BABY MICE.) for Artemis Gabriel Lause-Wentz III because he is very hungry, and hasn't eaten since last Sunday....poor darling is going to be at least a day late this week.

May you all pwn in this lovely snowy holiday season.

LURVE from your friend, enemy, and fellow insominaic,

DAKOTEtheWONDERkidMASTERofDISASTER

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

In a few days, I will change the world (in a very few ways.)

Hai everybodiez.

Two new thoughts on mah favorite bands.

1. Fall Out Boy: TOOO Big. Will not do double shows on a tour again for (at least) 20 years.

2. Cobra Starship: Very nice. Very Great. Make you feel good about yourself. And Suarez is the best member of that band, hands down.

Exciting things coming up.

1. CANDACE'S 16th BIRTHDAY!: HECK yes.

2. CARSON's 5th BIRTHDAY!: Makes me kind of sad...But still happy :)

3. Cobra Starship Concert!: THANK YOU CANDACE AND HER DAD.

4. Panic! tour/CD coming out soon!!!: Very exciting, I've been waiting forever. At least I have (thanks to Candace) Middle Of Summer to listen to.


I have a feeling like my truck is going to sell soon, which will be good financally for us. Always exciting.

And if I get over a hundred dollars for christmas, I'm going to save up for an iPod touch. Those things are wicked cool, and I would totally pay for the internet. So AWESOME!!!

Still thinking about what I'm going to get my friends for christmas....but some ideas have formed in my mind.

Lurve from:
dakotethewonderkidmaster0fdisaster